Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the beast, causing some nervouschuckles. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what Trump Alligator Alcatraz makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- MAGA!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is jumping into a tank full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will show.